Have you ever had a conversation with a jellyfish? These are those people that have the ability to turn a compliment into a stinging barb. One minute, you're thanking them for being thoughtful, the next, you're running into the other room with third-degree burns on your psyche. (As seen in Bridget Jones Diary).
I met one today. We were discussing how a lot of people can only see how similar I am to Clone 1. She remarked that she could see many differences. Jellyfish then proceeded to list all of Clone 1's good points and then get VERY silent. Yep. I apparently am not all of those things that make Clone 1 so amazing. Sniff. Note to self: Always carry around burn cream. Never know when you'll need it.
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